Suck-a at-tack. n. an event in which a seemingly normal adult becomes irrational and throws a temper tantrum. Also known as a hissy fit, the sucka attack is brought about by the inability to handle everyday occurrences like grown ups. While the sucka attacks of the past were reserved for justified causes, i.e. catching a loved one in the act of infidelity; loss/threatened loss of financial income; or the occasional ill-timed word from a rude person, the sucka attacks of today are over trivial events or nothing at all. Sucka attack symptoms usually occur suddenly and are triggered by perceived stresses, such as: a nasty look, small monetary sums owed (less than $20), an inadvertent step on a new sneaker, or a he said/she said rumor that ends up in chairs flying.
Symptoms - Sucka attack symptoms used to be physical (chairs flying, loud yelling, encroachment on personal space), but since the explosion of the Internet, have become more passive aggressive. In fact, emails are often the mode of choice for the sucka having the attack, as they do not require face-to-face contact and can be sent under protection of separation from the recipient. Emails are often used in workplace sucka attacks, especially when sent during work hours.
Treatment - Although there's no known cure, there are steps to curb a sucka attack. If faced with the email version, simple confrontation will usually curb any further outbreaks. If caught in a face to face sucka attack, hand to hand combat may be necessary, so try to be on guard. If the sucka attack escalates, a 911 call may be involved, depending on the severity.
Prevention - Don't be a sucka.
Additional Information - refer to any current or past episodes of the following shows: Maury, Jerry Springer, Cheaters, Real Housewives of Wherever, pretty much any reality show
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