Every Good Hero Needs Theme Music

I'm sitting here watching The Five Heartbeats thinking about how every pivotal movie or TV moment has some equally dramatic music.  Wouldn't it be helpful to have that in real life?  Right before something is about to go down, the opening bars of Beethoven's 5th will start up.  Or maybe cue an uplifting classical piccolo-based tune when you get that good news you've been waiting for.  Just a little punctuation mark on whatever is occurring at that point in time.  I guess it could get a little chaotic if someone depressed is around someone upbeat.  And probably even confusing if you've got rapid adolescent mood swings happening.  Maybe for clarity, everyone can get a theme song.  Just a few bars that play when you enter/exit a room.  But that would make it hard to sneak in work late (or creep in/out of anywhere early)... Okay, I'm rambling, it's time for me to go to bed.  Maestro!  My theme music!